A slightly more toned down card.
Erectile dysfunction! Half-naked girls! Tim Tebow’s mom! Beer! Superbowl commercials can be so raunchy! To spice it up even further, might we suggest the sexiest game of all?
BINGO!
For your friends who could care less about the game, Superbowl Commercial Bingo is an easy way to make sure they aren’t left out.
We first saw this game last year, at our friend Grace’s Superbowl party. It was a blast (Grace even had prizes for the winners!) Following her fun idea, we tried to recreate it with this year’s rumored commercials and quickly found it’s an easy way to make yourself laugh as you prepare for your par-tay. We laughed a lot thinking about appropriately indecent phrases to go in the various squares.
Here are the 24 phrases we came up with (we kept a space free). Let us know which ones you use! Toned down — or not.
The list!
- Tim Tebow’s Mom
- Erectile Dysfunction Discussed on National TV
- Animals Playing Football
- Anheuser-Busch Product
- Danica Patrick
- Movie Trailer
- Black Eyed Peas song
- Go Daddy Half-Naked Girl
- Car Company
- CareerBuilder.com
- Talking Animal
- Person in a Labcoat
- Aging Former Athlete
- EA Sports
- Dot Com Commercial
- Iconic Company Mascot
- Dogs
- No Dialog
- Aging Comedian
- Coors Light
- PSA
- Peyton Manning
- Snack Food
- Random Act of Violence
A few things to note: You can create your own cards, or use a generator like this free one on Perceptus. You might also want to add a few bonus words in some of them to ensure that someone eventually. Some additional ones we thought of:
- Apple product
- Reference to major 2009 event
- Justin Timberlake
- Doritos
Did we miss any? Send us your suggestions!
Hey Erin! Thanks for the shout-out!! Here was the list I used for my BINGO cards:
-Investment Scheme
-Healthy Beer
-Close-up of beer flowing into a glass
-Two blondes at the same time
-Florida beach
-Bla blab la, new president, blab la bla
-Kiss
-Animal with human ability
-Chimp
-Weightloss commercial
-Office hijinx
-A man’s product choice makes him attractive to women
-Story told over a series of commercials
-Lingerie
-Celebrity voice-over
-Nebulous corporate nonsense
-Football player in uniform off of football field
-Your erection discussed on national tv
-The official _____ of the NFL or Superbowl
-Redhead
-Dancing
-Something other than football player playing football
-Extraordinarily jolly group of fellows
-Catchy tune from 20 or 30 years ago
-Historic video clip with something new CGI’d into it
-Cartoon or animated commercial
Commercial done in black and white
-Employee of company uses product of competitor
-Car commercial
-Priceless Ad
-Lotto Commercial
-GoDaddy commercial
-CareerBuilder commercial
-Dot Com that won’t exist next year
-Aging music star slumming for cash
-Company you’ve never heard of who blew their entire budget on the ad
-Current music star cashing in
-ANYTHING for a beer
-Adorable little kid
-Big budget summer movie mentioned
-Neon sweat
These are fantastic! I just found your blog today via the comments in an Apartment Therapy post. I love it here, I’ll be subscribing.
Thanks, Rachel!! We really appreciate it! Apartment Therapy is the gold standard in our book! See you in both places!
Thanks, Grace!!! That game was so much fun!